dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just found a bag of teeth...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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