I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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