That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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