am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
thus making me awesome and them whores
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
