I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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