We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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