If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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