ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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