I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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