Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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