Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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