You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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