lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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