Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i need some magic done to my vagina
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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