ugly people sure do ruin things
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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