I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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