Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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