Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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