do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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