dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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