just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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