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"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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