Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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