i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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