doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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