I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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