That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Randomize
