it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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