8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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