So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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