thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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