Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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