This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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