UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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