I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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