I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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