Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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