with your own penis?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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