normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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