The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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