New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Too much gin, very little bucket
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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