glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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