He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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