You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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