think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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