im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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