She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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