literally had 100 drinks last night.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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