is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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