We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
