there was a trapeze. enough said
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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