The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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