You work out of a Hotel?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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