somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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