but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
